life hack: make out w/ me and tell me i’m cute

(via fake-mermaid)

Monday / 45,321 notes / reblog
The axe forgets; the tree remembers.
African proverb (via istruggleandemerge)

(Source: journalofanobody, via wonderfulendings)


why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

(via hurroldstyles)

Monday / 17,415 notes / reblog
Sunday / 70,417 notes / reblog
If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.

(via l-yps)


(via expo)

(Source: we-should-fuck-now-that-i, via expo)

Sunday / 446 notes / reblog



plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

(Source: 2bainzz, via expo)

Sunday / 20,139 notes / reblog

Checking out all new followers
Sunday / 8,280 notes / reblog


i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via chikorltas)